Why I shoudn’t do online game

June 15, 2008 at 7:08 am (Field Report)

So a few weeks back i bought a e-book called Window Shopping For Women after hearing the authors on The Pick Up Podcast. So I got the book, pimped out my profile…

http://www.myspace.com/hypno2099

And started sending out their openers and got…

Nothing

I must have send out messages to 40 girls and only one or two responded with a basic response and no further interactions.  I was using allot of openers I learned on their forum which they said were “successfully tested”, finally I decided to stick to one opener and see if a pattern emerged.

I got a response and well you can read it for yourself (start from the bottom and work your way up)

—————– Original Message —————–
From: ..*Monika*..
Date: Jun 15, 2008 2:45 AM

dude I’m serious now….who are you? we couldnt be together (lol) because i like gurls not boys… silly!

—————– Original Message —————–
From: Warlock
Date: Jun 14, 2008 11:31 PM

Well I once beat someone at thumb wrestling who claimed to be the world champion so that makes me the world champion. No one has beat me yet.

Don’t be a fraidy cat. Is that what all you girls think guys want passwords? Typical, you know we have feelings too. I dont know if it will work between us now, you’ll always think im trying to get your passwords and I’ll always think you are only with me because of my amazing body. ~sigh~ Im sad now

—————– Original Message —————–
From: ..*Monika*..
Date: Jun 15, 2008 2:22 AM

AHH OK! LOL AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY YOUR THE WORLD CHAMPION? LOOK I REALLY DONT KNOW YOU. YOU SEEM KOOL I’M KINDA SCARED TO TALK TO PEOPLE I DONT KNOW. I’M SCARED YOU COULD BE SOMEONE THAT TRYING TO GET ON MY PAGE AND STILL MY PASS WORD. HAD A BAD EXPERIANCE WITH THAT

—————– Original Message —————–
From: Warlock
Date: Jun 14, 2008 11:18 PM

Im your secret boyfriend, we should make up a secret handshake and thumb wrestle but I must let you know I am a world champion.

How was your night? Were you stalking me? I thought I saw someone in the bushes when I got home. Your cute when you try to act like a ninja.

—————– Original Message —————–
From: ..*Monika*..
Date: Jun 15, 2008 2:00 AM

lol you funny who are you? and i feel happy coz my girlfriend loves me….. or at least she acts like it lol

—————– Original Message —————–
From: Warlock
Date: Jun 14, 2008 10:55 PM

Oh don’t be sorry! Is that an existential question? haha what do you mean? Like do I like Disneyland?…heck yes i do! Don’t you?

How come you feel loved? Did you get a puppy?!

—————– Original Message —————–
From: ..*Monika*..
Date: Jun 14, 2008 10:55 PM

i’m sorry… but do i know you?

—————– Original Message —————–
From: Warlock
Date: Jun 14, 2008 5:43 PM

are you shy, or something?

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